Monday, March 15, 2010

The Mad Hatter Ponders "To Be Or Not To Be?"

I have always been an avid fan of Alice in Wonderland, having read it along with its sequel, Through the Looking Glass over and over as a child. So to celebrate Tim Burton’s new take on the classic story, I uncovered this emulation of Hamlet’s “To Be or Not To Be” speech that I wrote in high school AP English for the Mad Hatter. Enjoy!

To drink, or not to drink: that is the riddle indeed!

Whether one should suffer of boredom

Wasting 364 perfectly good days on ONE birthday party per year?!

Or take matters into his own gloves

And have UNbirthday parties! To sleep

Like the dormouse, ending

His dread as

The cheshire cat’s prey

Having wished to dwell within the teapot. To sleep, to dream

(But of a complex wonderland) where life may come

When you have left your

State of Alice (into a state of mercury)

Must make you ponder. There’s the respect

For the Queen that makes the playing cards tremble;

For who else would designate the death sentences of time?

The Jabberwock’s oppression is wrong,

The Queen despises love

(Upsetting the law).

Alice the unworthy

Might make herself shy

With a bare hedgehog to the croquet, who Aces bare

Under the rule of hearts in a dark life.

But there is the dread of what comes after the execution,

The undiscovered Wonderland, more and even more curiouser,

From where neither they nor Alice will ever return. It puzzles her

And encourages us all to bear what madness we possess,

Rather than to fly with the civilized flamingos we do not know.

The forest path of conscience makes us desperate,

And thus the blue waters of the dodo

Are overturned in a weak storm cast with curious thoughts,

Intoxicating biscuits and a moment

Where the ocean’s currents turn away.

Then you will have lost your course for following the white rabbit down his hole.

Come join the tea party now! The Alice of logic, sweet in your dreams,

May our lack of all reason be remembered.

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